The Second Awakening

"The Second awakening!" This is starting to sound like some sort of Cult.

Welcome to the Second Awakening, where we wait in hopeful joy for the coming of Voltimar the Great Asparagus Spear of the Cosmos to return in glory and hollandaise sauce.

But I have woken from my short slumber and been to the gym and Wim Hoffed all over the place and tried and failed to pay attention to my breath behind my belly button.

This is such a weird cult.